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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Trotsky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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