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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Hermoine eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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