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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Kirk eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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