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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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