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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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