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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Thor eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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