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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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