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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luna eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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