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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Tilly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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