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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Teddy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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