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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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