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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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