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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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