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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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