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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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