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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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