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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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