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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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