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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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