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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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