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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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