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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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