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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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