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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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