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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Peanut eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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