Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.