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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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