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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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