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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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