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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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