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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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