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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Loki eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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