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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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