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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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