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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Buddy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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