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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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