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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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