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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Charlie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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