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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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