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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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