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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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