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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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