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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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