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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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