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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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