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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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