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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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