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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Kirk eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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