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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bob eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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