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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pebbles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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