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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Roxy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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