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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ginger eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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