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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Missy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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