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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Stella eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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